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Ughhhh. My friends are either out of town, or refusing to see me because they’ve been possessed by some sort of douchey spirit-demon

Ass according to sign

sargasmmm:

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

Wtf does softly mean

(Source: misszodiac)